February 2012
20 posts
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When it comes to roommate hunting, I am out for blood.
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“I think a big reason many girls shy away from calling themselves feminists is...”
– How to Not Care What Other People Think of You -Rookie Magazine.
(via nowaddthefrosting)
I admit that I hadn’t actually (consciously) considered that. Thoughts? I know that I personally feel like a feminist-fail when things like street harassment or a male “friend” making me out as our groups’...
“The only legitimate excuse for putting a feather in your hair is if you caught an eagle with your bare hands, trained it to do your bidding, and then it gave you a feather out of respect for your eagle catching/training prowess.”
Plans fell through with legitimate reasons, so I’m not as irate. But John just left and I couldn’t go because I’m a teenager and so now the most pressing question of the night is whether to watch trueblood or play sims first.
I love M.I.A. and I’m not ashamed of it anymore. I’m listening to Kala right now so fuck you.
I think this picture of her used to be on my myspace. Excellent.
January 2012
23 posts
My hair had at least another two days before I had to wash it.
And then I dipped it in syrup.
Milwaukee follwers
Free show tonight at Scheme City in Riverwest. Message for address. My ~boyfriend’s~ band is just so happening to be playing.
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Girl. You can drop the bullshit. I’m done with your poorly constructed excuses. We can talk like grown ups.
After that vague passive aggression, here’s a picture of Evan Rachel Wood because I had a dream she invited me to bury my face into her chest
I happily obliged
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watching first episode of skins gen 3 season 2
Random blonde Moroccan boy looks like a less hot version of Macaulay Culkin.
Frankie’s being a cunt. “omg i luh u mystery boy omg mattie ur so boring”
I want Macaulay Culkin look a like
ew don’t have sex with him, minnie.
too late. ew.
someone cut Frankie’s fucking hair, she looks like a fucking ragdoll.
ugh aldo and minnie are such a knock off of sid and...
Every cute outfit I wear out is ruined by me being a general asshole.
Like, damn that skirt is cute. But I just had one too many rum and cokes to properly show it off.
On another note
I got druuuuuuunk at my work party last night. As soon as I walked in one of my managers bought me a shot of Soco and lime. And then I realized that was a Brand New song today.
when you came in the air went out
So I started watching true blood and never have I ever watched a series where I hated so many of the characters. But does LaFayette remind any one else of a backwater Chuck Bass?
Boyfriend is cute. And probably the only reason I’m still watching True Blood.
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Citizens actually think these people are competent...
[trigger warning, anti-gay, anti-trans sentiments] Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012 Republican Presidential Candidates:
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
December 2011
24 posts
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So I was going through all my old bras and decided to try this Jenna Marbles video out.
http://youtu.be/HErdtVkR3Nw
Two bras, a pair of socks and a safety pin later, this happened.
And it felt like I stuffed two cinder blocks into my shirt. It felt like Amy Poehler’s character’s boobs on Mean Girls. I don’t have any more metaphors so I can’t describe how terrifying my...
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